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Brasserie Julien Vive la France but kill the Frenchie 1422 3rd Avenue, New York NY

Went for dinner here tonight and boy did i feel out of place my waiter looked less than happy to see me. Why cause im wearing jeans. Even thou im a huge tipper and will more than likely order the most expensive thing on the menu.  Anyway that neither here nor there. They sit you down and even thou its clearly evening he gives me the brunch menu. Strike two. Ok so i ordered the pate and the mussels as the appetizer and boy were they finger licking good. it almost made up for the one little piece of bread they brung to my table. I know im heavy but let me pick my own diet. Heres the frenchie part the owner comes out and starts yelling at the poor less than intelligent waiters and waitresses, Look pierre i get you need to discipline your staff but dont do it on my time it takes away from the atmosphere, two spend more time getting that pending grade off your window from the health dept. rather than being another angry Frenchmen. By the way the fillet Mignon was slamming. I strongly recommend this restaurant although it wasn’t the greatest on atmosphere it was spot on with the food. Expensive but a treat none the less.

1422 3rd Avenue, New York NY

Kill the FrenchMen

http://www.brasseriejulien.com/

December 27, 2011 Posted by | best nyc restaurants, fast food nyc, fast food reviews, Food Reviews, Food Reviews NYC, Good Food In NYC, Lexs food Guide, New York City Food Guide, Real New York Food Reviews, Soup Man NYC | Leave a Comment

SoupMan of Astoria will leave you hungry and poor.

I went to SoupMan – Coldstone Creamery today to grab some soup. Its a little chilly and i figured that the soupman would warm me up. I had the Lobster bisk and my friend had the Corn chowder. Someone just mentioned to me i misspelled bisk but this is my blog and ill spell it any way i want. ANYWAY. For 26.00 dollars they gave me a side soup and a tiny piece of bread. The soup was ok nothing to write home about and my friends soup looked as if someone threw it up. For 26.00 dollars im expecting to leave full i left pissed. The only thing that saved the experience was that i noticed a big blond as she was a big bitch. Anyway back to the food. The portions of food are too small for the price. It was a 3.00 soup at best and bread is cheap you can afford to give me a bigger piece.

Coldstone of astoria

Never go there Hungry

May 12, 2010 Posted by | Lexs food Guide, New York City Food Guide, Soup Man NYC, Soups In NYC | Leave a Comment

Hello World! A Real NYC Cuisine Guide By A Real Die Hard New Yorker



Astoria, NY, United States
My name is Lex   ive decided to embark on an adventure. Before i go on people already complaining abut my englund being Fucked up, this is my blog and ill write it any way i want. Anyway we decided to follow the zagat guide an eat at all the restaurants in the guide. after a couple of restaurants we realized that zagat guide is way off. Maybe for those who don’t like food with flavor or spices this is a bible but for us were taking the layman’s approach to dinning in new york. For example one that they say in the guide that is the best pizzeria ever i must have gone there on the day the waiter forgot to bring flavor with the food. This includes not only restaurants but street vendors, chain restaurant’s, cigar Shops and everything in between. This my Adventure.

May 10, 2010 Posted by | Food Reviews NYC, Good Food In NYC, Lexs food Guide, New York City Food Guide, Real New York Food Reviews, Uncategorized | 1 Comment

   

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