Brasserie Julien Vive la France but kill the Frenchie 1422 3rd Avenue, New York NY
Went for dinner here tonight and boy did i feel out of place my waiter looked less than happy to see me. Why cause im wearing jeans. Even thou im a huge tipper and will more than likely order the most expensive thing on the menu. Anyway that neither here nor there. They sit you down and even thou its clearly evening he gives me the brunch menu. Strike two. Ok so i ordered the pate and the mussels as the appetizer and boy were they finger licking good. it almost made up for the one little piece of bread they brung to my table. I know im heavy but let me pick my own diet. Heres the frenchie part the owner comes out and starts yelling at the poor less than intelligent waiters and waitresses, Look pierre i get you need to discipline your staff but dont do it on my time it takes away from the atmosphere, two spend more time getting that pending grade off your window from the health dept. rather than being another angry Frenchmen. By the way the fillet Mignon was slamming. I strongly recommend this restaurant although it wasn’t the greatest on atmosphere it was spot on with the food. Expensive but a treat none the less.
Kill the FrenchMen
http://www.brasseriejulien.com/
Guantanamera Restaurant 8th ave NYC Sucks more than any restaurant has sucked Before.
Its a Cuban restaurant with Mexican waiters, a Puerto Rican Hostess, Mexican cooks and Mexican delivery guys. It should be called Viva la mexico. Authentic Cuban cuisine my ass the only authentic Cuban thing in the place is more than likely the canned beans that they served. 22 Dollars for 2 small dry non flavored pieces of chicken a lump of rice also with no flavor and of course my canned beans and a pound of watercress to sweeten the pot. Who in the fuck eats a pound of watercress with dry chicken i should of taken a fucking picture of it to prove how truly and utterly discus ting it was. They should serve it with flavor amigo just a suggestion maybe in mexico they like non flavored meat but for 22.00 dollars i want a meal. Yuccckkk.
As for the staff the lazy rican sat us where there was a crowd of people heaven forbid she walked the extra six feet to sit us were we could actually enjoy ourselves, when i asked to move tables she moved us across the restaurant to the table not where there was peace but by the fucking bathroom, this is why your a hostess my friend and will more than likely be a welfare recipient Which is more than likely the plan anyway. Maybe you can hook up with senor waiter and make little waiter children.
By the way the wimen in this place ill say this much ive seen prettier men. 
What Can i Say About Starbucks, A tall is not a Tall Its a small After All.
Starbucks
A tall is not a tall after all. If you want a small you order a tall because a tall is small after all. But if you want a tall you dont want a small you want a grande which is really tall. Unless you really want a real tall after all which is venti. so tall is small after all. But if you order a small you get a tall O shit ive gone cross eyed. Venti is a sign that you need to lay off the coffee and are probably a chronic masturbator and should seek professional help beyond some assholes blog. The human bladder can only support about 7 ounces so where the fuck is the other 13 ounces going. Not that i dont like Starbucks cause i love Starbucks except the fact there sooo slooow. Do you have coffee back there cause you should consider drinking some of it maybe it will speed u up. and dont think that i dont know it cost you 30 cents to make a cup of coffee and you charge me 3.00 dollars you fucking rapist. Not that i will ever stop drinking this shit, i could drink it all day long. By the way i understand you have a master degree and work at Starbucks as a barista cause you made some bad decisions but don’t take it out on me because ive never read Tchaikovsky. Listen if you wear a apron to work its needless to say you’ve made a bad career choice.
P.S. Mr angry barista i drive a Benz.
Hello World! A Real NYC Cuisine Guide By A Real Die Hard New Yorker
- Astoria, NY, United States
- My name is Lex ive decided to embark on an adventure. Before i go on people already complaining abut my englund being Fucked up, this is my blog and ill write it any way i want. Anyway we decided to follow the zagat guide an eat at all the restaurants in the guide. after a couple of restaurants we realized that zagat guide is way off. Maybe for those who don’t like food with flavor or spices this is a bible but for us were taking the layman’s approach to dinning in new york. For example one that they say in the guide that is the best pizzeria ever i must have gone there on the day the waiter forgot to bring flavor with the food. This includes not only restaurants but street vendors, chain restaurant’s, cigar Shops and everything in between. This my Adventure.
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