Brasserie Julien Vive la France but kill the Frenchie 1422 3rd Avenue, New York NY
Went for dinner here tonight and boy did i feel out of place my waiter looked less than happy to see me. Why cause im wearing jeans. Even thou im a huge tipper and will more than likely order the most expensive thing on the menu. Anyway that neither here nor there. They sit you down and even thou its clearly evening he gives me the brunch menu. Strike two. Ok so i ordered the pate and the mussels as the appetizer and boy were they finger licking good. it almost made up for the one little piece of bread they brung to my table. I know im heavy but let me pick my own diet. Heres the frenchie part the owner comes out and starts yelling at the poor less than intelligent waiters and waitresses, Look pierre i get you need to discipline your staff but dont do it on my time it takes away from the atmosphere, two spend more time getting that pending grade off your window from the health dept. rather than being another angry Frenchmen. By the way the fillet Mignon was slamming. I strongly recommend this restaurant although it wasn’t the greatest on atmosphere it was spot on with the food. Expensive but a treat none the less.
Kill the FrenchMen
http://www.brasseriejulien.com/
What Can i Say About Starbucks, A tall is not a Tall Its a small After All.
Starbucks
A tall is not a tall after all. If you want a small you order a tall because a tall is small after all. But if you want a tall you dont want a small you want a grande which is really tall. Unless you really want a real tall after all which is venti. so tall is small after all. But if you order a small you get a tall O shit ive gone cross eyed. Venti is a sign that you need to lay off the coffee and are probably a chronic masturbator and should seek professional help beyond some assholes blog. The human bladder can only support about 7 ounces so where the fuck is the other 13 ounces going. Not that i dont like Starbucks cause i love Starbucks except the fact there sooo slooow. Do you have coffee back there cause you should consider drinking some of it maybe it will speed u up. and dont think that i dont know it cost you 30 cents to make a cup of coffee and you charge me 3.00 dollars you fucking rapist. Not that i will ever stop drinking this shit, i could drink it all day long. By the way i understand you have a master degree and work at Starbucks as a barista cause you made some bad decisions but don’t take it out on me because ive never read Tchaikovsky. Listen if you wear a apron to work its needless to say you’ve made a bad career choice.
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Subway on Steinway Street The Wheels Turning But the Hamsters Dead
The Suckiest Subway EVAR
Look I eat at subway allot so im somewhat of a subway Expert. Jarod is Alright in my book, but some of these places are soo cheap i ordered a 6 inch veggie patty which is my favorite with black olives. The fucker gave my 6 black olive slices. Are u shitting me are you stocking up for next winter. Look Hapooo i know about conserving but come on. Its not like i dont eat at other subways, By the way you should focus more on the customer and not the tits of the 14 year old Indian chick working the register. Have you ever heard the word FELONY. How long does it take to re-stock six sodas before you come behind the counter and make my sandwich. Also if u pay attention instead of Pocahontas’s tits you’d realize i said honey mustard. By the way lady that just came out the gym a salad, Coke and 3 chocolate chip cookies is not the best combo.
Side Note E does not mean Enough in the gas tank.
Side Side note have you ever felt like smacking the shit out of someone that keeps correcting the way you write. get you own Fucking Blog. Look i cant spell neither can half the country, fuck apostrophes and commas, fuck them in the ear. Thank U.
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