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Guantanamera Restaurant 8th ave NYC Sucks more than any restaurant has sucked Before.

Its a Cuban restaurant with Mexican waiters, a Puerto Rican Hostess, Mexican cooks and Mexican delivery guys. It should be called Viva la mexico.  Authentic Cuban cuisine my ass the only authentic Cuban thing in the place is more than likely the canned beans that they served.  22 Dollars for 2 small dry non flavored pieces of chicken a lump of rice also with no flavor and of course my canned beans and a pound of watercress to sweeten the pot. Who in the fuck eats a pound of watercress with dry chicken i should of taken a fucking picture of it to prove how truly and utterly discus ting it was. They should serve it with flavor amigo just a suggestion maybe in mexico they like non flavored meat but for 22.00 dollars i want a meal. Yuccckkk.

As for the staff the lazy rican sat us where there was a crowd of people heaven forbid she walked the extra six feet to sit us were we could actually enjoy ourselves, when i asked to move tables she moved us across the restaurant to the table not where there was peace but by the fucking bathroom, this is why your a hostess my friend and will more than likely be a welfare recipient Which is more than likely the plan anyway. Maybe you can hook up with senor waiter and make little waiter children.

By the way the wimen in this place ill say this much ive seen prettier men.

October 1, 2010 - Posted by lexsguide | best nyc restaurants, Food Reviews, Food Reviews NYC, Good Food In NYC