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What Can i Say About Starbucks, A tall is not a Tall Its a small After All.

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A tall is not a tall after all. If you want a small you order a tall because a tall is small after all. But if you want a tall you dont want a small you want a grande which is really tall. Unless you really want a real tall after all which is venti. so tall is small after all. But if you order a small you get a tall O shit ive gone cross eyed. Venti is a sign that you need to lay off the coffee and are probably a chronic masturbator and should seek professional help beyond some assholes blog. The human bladder can only support about 7 ounces so where the fuck is the other 13 ounces going. Not that i dont like Starbucks cause i love Starbucks except the fact there sooo slooow. Do you have coffee back there cause you should consider drinking some of it maybe it will speed u up. and dont think that i dont know it cost you 30 cents to make a cup of coffee and you charge me 3.00 dollars you fucking rapist. Not that i will ever stop drinking this shit, i could drink it all day long. By the way i understand you have a master degree and work at Starbucks as a barista cause you made some bad decisions but don’t take it out on me because ive never read Tchaikovsky. Listen if you wear a apron to work its needless to say you’ve made a bad career choice.

P.S. Mr angry barista i drive a Benz.

May 14, 2010 - Posted by lexsguide | best nyc restaurants, fast food nyc, fast food reviews, Food Reviews, Food Reviews NYC, Good Food In NYC, Real New York Food Reviews, Uncategorized | starbucks