Zagat Is Gay

Quite Possibly the Most Important Blog EVAR

What Can i Say About Starbucks, A tall is not a Tall Its a small After All.

Starbucks

A tall is not a tall after all. If you want a small you order a tall because a tall is small after all. But if you want a tall you dont want a small you want a grande which is really tall. Unless you really want a real tall after all which is venti. so tall is small after all. But if you order a small you get a tall O shit ive gone cross eyed. Venti is a sign that you need to lay off the coffee and are probably a chronic masturbator and should seek professional help beyond some assholes blog. The human bladder can only support about 7 ounces so where the fuck is the other 13 ounces going. Not that i dont like Starbucks cause i love Starbucks except the fact there sooo slooow. Do you have coffee back there cause you should consider drinking some of it maybe it will speed u up. and dont think that i dont know it cost you 30 cents to make a cup of coffee and you charge me 3.00 dollars you fucking rapist. Not that i will ever stop drinking this shit, i could drink it all day long. By the way i understand you have a master degree and work at Starbucks as a barista cause you made some bad decisions but don’t take it out on me because ive never read Tchaikovsky. Listen if you wear a apron to work its needless to say you’ve made a bad career choice.

P.S. Mr angry barista i drive a Benz.

May 14, 2010 Posted by | best nyc restaurants, fast food nyc, fast food reviews, Food Reviews, Food Reviews NYC, Good Food In NYC, Real New York Food Reviews, Uncategorized | | Leave a Comment

Thai Pavilion sucks Big Fat Rhinoceros Penis. 30th Ave. Astoria Queens

New York's Worst Thai Place

Holly Shit does this place suck. First the slanted eyed demons sorry Asian Americans in this place scare me. There too nice as a New Yorker This Disturbs me. I got asked if im ready to order 4 times by 4 different waiters Take it easy champ let me read the menu, second there was a lady changing a baby diaper on one of the tables next to us and they dint say anything. On what fucking planet does that happen. Lady for u not to know its not ok to change a diaper at a restaurant is stuooopiiid.  So first theirs a lesbian that cant figure out where the front door is. Then the food which was god awful who the fuck puts peanuts in steamed dumplings. Then after the pressure to order got to me i decided to order the fish. Who fucking knew they’d bring me a whole fish head and all could you not go thru the extra effort of cutting the head off.  Look Jackie Chan charge me an extra 5 and take the fucking head off. The mean was alright if i was a Hindu out to party but as a American who enjoys not looking at the head of the animal im about to eat i feel kind of disgusted with myself. I still ate the motherfucker don’t get me wrong. The taste was alright but i don’t like the fact that the fish is boned. As for dessert the carrot custard is disgusting, the put whole carrot pieces inside of carrots. Yuuukkkk 75.00 for this not worth your time for 10.00 hit the halal street vendor on the corner that i feel has better quality food.

May 14, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | , | Leave a Comment

   

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.