Brasserie Julien Vive la France but kill the Frenchie 1422 3rd Avenue, New York NY
Went for dinner here tonight and boy did i feel out of place my waiter looked less than happy to see me. Why cause im wearing jeans. Even thou im a huge tipper and will more than likely order the most expensive thing on the menu. Anyway that neither here nor there. They sit you down and even thou its clearly evening he gives me the brunch menu. Strike two. Ok so i ordered the pate and the mussels as the appetizer and boy were they finger licking good. it almost made up for the one little piece of bread they brung to my table. I know im heavy but let me pick my own diet. Heres the frenchie part the owner comes out and starts yelling at the poor less than intelligent waiters and waitresses, Look pierre i get you need to discipline your staff but dont do it on my time it takes away from the atmosphere, two spend more time getting that pending grade off your window from the health dept. rather than being another angry Frenchmen. By the way the fillet Mignon was slamming. I strongly recommend this restaurant although it wasn’t the greatest on atmosphere it was spot on with the food. Expensive but a treat none the less.
Kill the FrenchMen
http://www.brasseriejulien.com/
Guantanamera Restaurant 8th ave NYC Sucks more than any restaurant has sucked Before.
Its a Cuban restaurant with Mexican waiters, a Puerto Rican Hostess, Mexican cooks and Mexican delivery guys. It should be called Viva la mexico. Authentic Cuban cuisine my ass the only authentic Cuban thing in the place is more than likely the canned beans that they served. 22 Dollars for 2 small dry non flavored pieces of chicken a lump of rice also with no flavor and of course my canned beans and a pound of watercress to sweeten the pot. Who in the fuck eats a pound of watercress with dry chicken i should of taken a fucking picture of it to prove how truly and utterly discus ting it was. They should serve it with flavor amigo just a suggestion maybe in mexico they like non flavored meat but for 22.00 dollars i want a meal. Yuccckkk.
As for the staff the lazy rican sat us where there was a crowd of people heaven forbid she walked the extra six feet to sit us were we could actually enjoy ourselves, when i asked to move tables she moved us across the restaurant to the table not where there was peace but by the fucking bathroom, this is why your a hostess my friend and will more than likely be a welfare recipient Which is more than likely the plan anyway. Maybe you can hook up with senor waiter and make little waiter children.
By the way the wimen in this place ill say this much ive seen prettier men. 
What Can i Say About Starbucks, A tall is not a Tall Its a small After All.
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A tall is not a tall after all. If you want a small you order a tall because a tall is small after all. But if you want a tall you dont want a small you want a grande which is really tall. Unless you really want a real tall after all which is venti. so tall is small after all. But if you order a small you get a tall O shit ive gone cross eyed. Venti is a sign that you need to lay off the coffee and are probably a chronic masturbator and should seek professional help beyond some assholes blog. The human bladder can only support about 7 ounces so where the fuck is the other 13 ounces going. Not that i dont like Starbucks cause i love Starbucks except the fact there sooo slooow. Do you have coffee back there cause you should consider drinking some of it maybe it will speed u up. and dont think that i dont know it cost you 30 cents to make a cup of coffee and you charge me 3.00 dollars you fucking rapist. Not that i will ever stop drinking this shit, i could drink it all day long. By the way i understand you have a master degree and work at Starbucks as a barista cause you made some bad decisions but don’t take it out on me because ive never read Tchaikovsky. Listen if you wear a apron to work its needless to say you’ve made a bad career choice.
P.S. Mr angry barista i drive a Benz.
Thai Pavilion sucks Big Fat Rhinoceros Penis. 30th Ave. Astoria Queens
New York's Worst Thai Place
Holly Shit does this place suck. First the slanted eyed demons sorry Asian Americans in this place scare me. There too nice as a New Yorker This Disturbs me. I got asked if im ready to order 4 times by 4 different waiters Take it easy champ let me read the menu, second there was a lady changing a baby diaper on one of the tables next to us and they dint say anything. On what fucking planet does that happen. Lady for u not to know its not ok to change a diaper at a restaurant is stuooopiiid. So first theirs a lesbian that cant figure out where the front door is. Then the food which was god awful who the fuck puts peanuts in steamed dumplings. Then after the pressure to order got to me i decided to order the fish. Who fucking knew they’d bring me a whole fish head and all could you not go thru the extra effort of cutting the head off. Look Jackie Chan charge me an extra 5 and take the fucking head off. The mean was alright if i was a Hindu out to party but as a American who enjoys not looking at the head of the animal im about to eat i feel kind of disgusted with myself. I still ate the motherfucker don’t get me wrong. The taste was alright but i don’t like the fact that the fish is boned. As for dessert the carrot custard is disgusting, the put whole carrot pieces inside of carrots. Yuuukkkk 75.00 for this not worth your time for 10.00 hit the halal street vendor on the corner that i feel has better quality food.
Zagats Best Pizzeria on the Planet But did they Mean planet Earth. Lombardis On Spring Street in Manhattan Sucks ass.
Looking for a Fun night out of Fasting
I am a fan of pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinner but the guy who reviewed this fucker must have zero taste buds and should be thrown in the ocean. First of all just because its New York’s first pizzeria does not mean its the best it means it needs to be put in a museum. Twice ive eaten at this fucker and twice the pizza is bland at best and the watered down pizza sauce is an insult to all other pizzerias, And here is a suggestion guys don’t send me in the fucking kitchen to order take out from the authentic Italian chefs who look allot like illegal Mexicans and are speaking Spanish. Second hire waitresses that were not beaten by an Ugly Stick I’ve seen prettier men. Third, don’t sell a 25.00 dollar t-shirt with your name on it. The Fucking Balls. Ok a tourist might be all over that shit like a 50.00 Rolex but i assure you its bullshit and an insult to self respecting New Yorkers. Fresh veggies are great but when put on watered down sause it spoils it. By the way they do have fresh mushrooms not out of a can. The one thing I did enjoy is that this pizzeria is located in the middle of hot chickville, the poonage that’s walking around is amazing. Not that I enjoy looking at hot young girls with skirts that’s make the world there gynecologist.
Subway on Steinway Street The Wheels Turning But the Hamsters Dead
The Suckiest Subway EVAR
Look I eat at subway allot so im somewhat of a subway Expert. Jarod is Alright in my book, but some of these places are soo cheap i ordered a 6 inch veggie patty which is my favorite with black olives. The fucker gave my 6 black olive slices. Are u shitting me are you stocking up for next winter. Look Hapooo i know about conserving but come on. Its not like i dont eat at other subways, By the way you should focus more on the customer and not the tits of the 14 year old Indian chick working the register. Have you ever heard the word FELONY. How long does it take to re-stock six sodas before you come behind the counter and make my sandwich. Also if u pay attention instead of Pocahontas’s tits you’d realize i said honey mustard. By the way lady that just came out the gym a salad, Coke and 3 chocolate chip cookies is not the best combo.
Side Note E does not mean Enough in the gas tank.
Side Side note have you ever felt like smacking the shit out of someone that keeps correcting the way you write. get you own Fucking Blog. Look i cant spell neither can half the country, fuck apostrophes and commas, fuck them in the ear. Thank U.
SoupMan of Astoria will leave you hungry and poor.
I went to SoupMan – Coldstone Creamery today to grab some soup. Its a little chilly and i figured that the soupman would warm me up. I had the Lobster bisk and my friend had the Corn chowder. Someone just mentioned to me i misspelled bisk but this is my blog and ill spell it any way i want. ANYWAY. For 26.00 dollars they gave me a side soup and a tiny piece of bread. The soup was ok nothing to write home about and my friends soup looked as if someone threw it up. For 26.00 dollars im expecting to leave full i left pissed. The only thing that saved the experience was that i noticed a big blond as she was a big bitch. Anyway back to the food. The portions of food are too small for the price. It was a 3.00 soup at best and bread is cheap you can afford to give me a bigger piece.
Never go there Hungry
A Real Diamond In the Ruff. 83 St and Astoria BlVD. Mexican Style
Mexican food Great Prices
Yes this is a fucking Car Wash, I know what ure saying i said the same thing. My uncle junior gets his car Washed there and told me there is a food stand inside that makes incredible food. I dint believe him, personally i thought he was full of shit. I was wrong the Mexican couple who run it make and incredible meal. Chicken and rice potatoes beans and some Mexican delicacies i cant even pronounce. Its not much to look at cause it is a car wash but dam the food is flavorful. The people couple who run it a husband and wife team who are really nice people. keep in mind no frills but you get a huge belly filling lunch with a soda for 6 bucks. Althou they dont have diet sodas which i prefer. Althou the food is not the healthiest, Oh and bonus across the street at the motel there hookers. Not the prettiest bunch of hookers you’ve ever seen but hookers non the less. My only complaint about the place is that the food is great but the car wash sucks. They put no effort into cleaning your car.
Pomme Cafe In Astoria What an Experience 38th and Broadway
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Really Great Place, Nice atmosphere althou you’d think a french restaurant would have french speaking (quick side note theres nothing hotter than a french chick theres so arogant i just want to take one home and beat her.) Any back to no french waitors, althou no frenchies the food was really great. Hell i even ate snails and they were good. I had the pork and mashed potatoes, It was right on. For dessert i had milk and cookies that were fried oreos. This place is really romantic with french music playing in the back round. You can dress business dress casual no real need to dress up but its one of those places that you can dress up which is nice. You can wear jeans cause the area is not really a dressy area but i would spiffy it up a little unless u like being a dushe And if its not freezing outside there are outside chairs The Blonde hostess was really hot and french thou, Not that im into hot young french blonde chicks. Relationship but if your into that kind of stuff this is the place for you. Prices were reasonable not going to break the bank.
Hello World! A Real NYC Cuisine Guide By A Real Die Hard New Yorker
- Astoria, NY, United States
- My name is Lex ive decided to embark on an adventure. Before i go on people already complaining abut my englund being Fucked up, this is my blog and ill write it any way i want. Anyway we decided to follow the zagat guide an eat at all the restaurants in the guide. after a couple of restaurants we realized that zagat guide is way off. Maybe for those who don’t like food with flavor or spices this is a bible but for us were taking the layman’s approach to dinning in new york. For example one that they say in the guide that is the best pizzeria ever i must have gone there on the day the waiter forgot to bring flavor with the food. This includes not only restaurants but street vendors, chain restaurant’s, cigar Shops and everything in between. This my Adventure.
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